i’m not being racist against white people because I honestly couldn’t think of a way to do that? what am i gonna say? “You eat too much campbells soup” or “you can’t handle spicy foods” or maybe “U break too many Iphones”
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
if we just met and u try and tell me how lonely you are i will turn 180 degrees and walk away
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
my step brother keeps leaving the god damn toilet seat up so every time i go in the bathroom i slam it so he can fucking hear how much i wish he’d choke on a giant cock that’s infected with herpes